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Blue for Rectal Use Only Stickers / 500 Small Labels / 0.375' x 1.5' Permanent Adhesive Sticker

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1.Color:Blue


About this item

  • Includes: One roll of 500 labels.
  • Size: Each 'For Rectal Use Only' measures 0.375" x 1.5" in size.
  • Design: Easy to read with high contrast blue and black printing.
  • Permanent adhesive sticks to most dry, flat surfaces.
  • Made in the USA



Product Description

Customer Reviews
4.7 out of 5 stars 1,317
4.7 out of 5 stars 328
4.4 out of 5 stars 20
4.0 out of 5 stars 111
4.7 out of 5 stars 2,482
Made in the USA
How many units? 500 Stickers 100 Mini Flat Cards 100 Mini Flat Cards 1 Stamp 100 Stickers
How many designs? 1 Design 1 Design 1 Design 1 Design 1 Design
Size 3/8" x 1 1/2" 2" x 3 1/2" 2" x 3 1/2" 1 1/2" x 2 1/4" 2" x 2"
Material Red Fluorescent Cardstock Cardstock Plastic Clear Window Lite

Anastasia
Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2024
We're having too much fun labeling everything in the office with these stickers.
Tracy B.
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2024
If you are a practical joker like myself then you will understand how much fun you can have with these.Ketchup bottles at restaurants or almost anything at Home Depot (tubes of caulk). I’m sure you get the idea…
Dan Valdez
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2024
Very red
mikael romanoff
Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2024
These have allowed me to become the menace I truly am at work. Everything from broom handles to toilet plungers, light switches, electrical switch gear, to coworkers tools and everything in-between are now properly labeled
Matt Lynch
Reviewed in the United States on December 14, 2024
I bought this as a present for my best friend, years later she still carries them in her purse. Best present ever
Meg the Megatron
Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2024
My word - I purchased these along with another set and let me tell you. Endless laughter. This purchase has brought so much mischievous joy into my life. Between a date night of relabeling things at store I will not name to quietly recruiting friends at a party to relabel the host's personal items. I now keep a few in my purse or my car in case I feel inspired. LOL
Allan
Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2023
I had a blast with these. I put them on everything around the house. The roommate wanted some so he could place them on things at work. Very entertaining
Tony Ruscio
Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2022
These stickers popped up as a recommended purchase for me. I said to my girlfriend, who was sitting next to me at the time, "why the hell does amazon think I would want rectal use stickers"? So after I purchased them 3 minutes later, the wheels started turning. The sheer scope of the ensuing shenanigans began to get clearer to me as I chuckled softly to myself. My girlfriend switched couches.Fast forward a few weeks, and my life has never been more fulfilling. Various knick knacks and doodads around my house and workplace are now properly and hilariously labeled, some of which I know will not be discovered for years. Obscure kitchen implements, health and beauty items, power tools, hot sauce, coworkers lunches, industrial lubricants, and heavy machinery, just to name a few. The sense of anticipation you will feel is unmatched; knowing that at some unknowable point in the future, your carefully laid trap will ensnare it's victim in a web of confusion and hilarity. Nobody will ever grow weary of finding these stickers adorning their various belongings and heirlooms. "That rascal", they'll think, as they playfully shake their head and go retrieve their adhesive remover and scraper for the 3rd time that week.Indeed the possibilities are endless, but friends, I must warn you. The temptation to use these stickers on every item you see will be there, and it will be strong. You MUST fight this urge. Be sure to use this item sparingly, and only on such items that will ensure a maximum amusement factor. To simply plaster every item within reach would serve only to cheapen such sophisticated humor, and that would be a travesty. Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility.So yeah 5 stars I guess.
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