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Chronicle Books Take a Ticket: Dad Jokes - 200 Tear-Off Laughs

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  • DAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.
  • SPREAD SMILES: This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around!
  • MAKE THE TIME FLY: Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation—you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, "Are we there yet?"
  • GOOD THINGS IN SMALL PACKAGE: Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present.
  • PERFECT FOR: Father’s Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion; class clowns and pun lovers; parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring; kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents; road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group.


A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. Jokes include: • What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison • What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum • If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? • How do you organize a party in space? You planet


Maggie
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2025
I love stationery and paper and chronicle books! These Dad joke tickets are too funny and sure to make someone smile. I use them at work to brighten people's days. I got the affirmations and creativity tickets too. They are all great. They also brighten my day too!
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