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Your cart is empty.PRE-MADNESS EDITION Magnet – A Satirical Survival Tool for Tesla Owners Tensions are high, opinions are loud, and Elon’s name is everywhere. Whether you support, oppose, or just want to stay out of the blast zone, this 8x3 inch magnet says it all—without saying a word. Printed with high-resolution, UV-resistant ink and built on durable magnetic backing, it’s designed to stick (and unstick) easily from any flat magnetic surface. Ideal for your car—if it has steel panels—or for safer spots like your fridge, toolbox, or locker. A perfect gag gift or personal statement for Tesla owners navigating a post-layoff world. Bold. Ironic. And just maybe a little too real. ⚠️ Note: Most Tesla vehicles use aluminum body panels and may not hold magnets on most exterior surfaces. The trunk area may work—please test before applying.