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You Parked Like an Asshole (Pack of 100) Bad Parking Cards 3.5'x2' Multi Reasons Violation Stocking Stuffers for Adults/Prank Items/Double Sided (Parked like an idiot)

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  • PACK OF 100 - You Parked Like an Asshole business cards for addressing bad parking
  • BUSINESS CARD SIZE - 3.5” x 2” Inches, Great way to tell someone You Suck at Parking.
  • MULTI REASONS NOTICE - Attention You parked like an Asshole for one (or More) Reasons, Just Tick the applicable one at back side of card to covey your message to violators’ for easy efficient vehicle parking area control.
  • HIGH QUALITY - Cleverly designed to convey frustration with parking violations. Take a stand against bad parking habits with these attention-grabbing cards!
  • IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE - You can also write your own comments in writable area at back side to tell someone why they park like an idiot. Leave on careless driver’s under the windshield wiper, through the driver’s door window, will send a strong message to them. EXCELLENT NOVELTY GAG GIFT



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PACK of 100 - You Parked Like an 4ssh0le Cards, smooth finish and thick cardstock. A funny and bold way to say: You Suck at Parking.

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MULTIPLE REASONS OPTION – Tick a box on the back to deliver your message. A fast and funny way to handle bad parking in any area with humor.

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HARD TO MISS – Use the back to write custom notes and tell why someone parks like an 4ssh0le. A fun way to call out bad parking with style and humor.

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PERFECT NOVELTY GAG GIFT – Slip one under the windshield wiper or through the driver’s window. The ultimate prank for bad drivers.

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JMK
Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2025
I keep a few in my wallet for that special someone. Sturdy, came from China. Yeah I know. But I already had them by then.
Anthony B.
Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2025
I don't know about you, but people who park crappy, in the Handicap spots with no tags or card hanging from the mirror or on the dash and people who use the grocery pickup parking because they are to lazy to go in the store! I've used about half a dozen so far, but I get all giddy when I put one under someone's wiper. I was having my groceries loaded when this guy in his 30's came back to his car. He looked at, flipped it over and actually started laughing. He took the card home with him. I'd imagine some people may not have a sense of humor and would look for someone to blame. So you may want to be careful and quick when putting it on their windshield.
H. Israeli
Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2025
Do you have a problem in certain parking lots? Is it always the same guy who is parking like it’s his life’s goal to be the world’s most obnoxious Parker of cars? Are you looking for a passive-aggressive community engagement experience? This is the thing for you!! I have already five people in mind who need one of these on their windshield.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2025
There are always those few cars at my work that are parked crooked or over the lines. These are great. Especially for coworkers. I'm not sure if 100 is going to be enough 😆
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