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Your cart is empty.Your lawn stretches before you like the endless Sahara and your mower rattles your bones while the dust settles on your tongue and the sun bakes your brain like a blast furnace, and as you make that final pass, you are ready for a cold one—but not some typical “lawnmower” beer, because let’s face it—most lawnmower beers are served with a side dish of sissypants. No, you want a real beer that’s golden, crisp, clean and drinkable but has enough hop flavor and bitterness to kick your ass into next week! Well, do you realize that this brew has FIVE HUNDRED PERCENT more hoppiness than your regular lawnmover beer? Damn right, and that’s the point! It’s one hundred degrees, man, and you want a beer with big hops that you can chill so damned cold that it will make your fillings ache as a precursor to a brain-freeze so epic that your eyes will roll into the back of your head, the mosquito feeding upon your scalp will infarct, and you’ll release a sigh so pleasurable that the karmic imbalance will cause a planetary misalignment! For a demonstration, serve this beer to your weenie neighbor drinking his “Schlub Light” and watch him scream, “Oh, that’s a bitch!” and go cry to mama. In a world of beer-weenies, having good taste is a tremendous burden, so serve it hard, and serve it cold!
Customer
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2023
Instructions had us dry hop and now it takes like an IPA
Peace
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2022
This was more of an IPA than a blonde.... a really good IPA. This was my favorite beer that I have brewed so far but I cannot justify buying another now that the price is almost 60 for the kit. The kit increased in cost from 45 to 58 in less than 6 months, while no other kits did . There are so many good beer kits out there, that I am willing to try and the increased cost is keeping me from purchasing another.
Craig R.
Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2020
I decided to add some coffee flavor to this and I highly recommend it! I steeped some fresh ground house blend from a local coffee shop for about 20 minutes after flameout, and I have to say this has been my favorite out of the kits I've tried. give it a try, you won't be disappointed.As far as my experience with Jasper's, I can't say enough positive things! always a great product and fast shipping at a competitive price. boomchugalug.com check them out!
Mike
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2019
Great product I'm on my second batch, don't use all the dry hopping hopps. But just before kegging 5 gallons I add 1 once of pink grapefruit extract. Frikin sensational must try. I call it cold pink bitch.
Customer
Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2016
I brewed this beer over the weekend . This was one of the easiest kits I received for brewing. Everything came in the package as described. The hops that came with this Kit smelled amazing. I tasted the wort and it tasted good. I cant wait to taste the end result. I would recommend this kit to anyone looking to brew a Blonde Ale. This seller also has great customer service I had a question on the hop additions and the walked me right through it
Clare
Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2016
This beer is so tasty. Arrived quicker than expected and was easy to brew. Hardest thing was waiting for it to be ready to drink!
J. Turner
Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2016
Not sure about this one at all. I have brewed many other Jasper's beer kits and they've produced pretty great beer but this one just does not taste right. I followed all the same cleaning/sanitizing equipment as I always do with other brews I have made. Fermentation did not get over 68 degrees with US-05.This one is not very good. It's hard to explain the taste. I've been letting it sit a while and not getting better. I am afraid I might have to throw out 46 bottles of beer if the taste doesn't change in another week or two. This is a shame. A lot of time and money goes into brewing a kit and dumping it all will not be fun. I cannot figure out what could have went wrong as brew day and fermentation went exceptional.Does Jasper's offer a kit guarantee like Northern Brewer does?
Lucas B.
Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2016
Awesome beer. I am serving overseas so sometimes getting beer supplies is hard. Not with Jaspers. Cheap shipping, great selection and awesome tasting beer. I love these guys. The cold hard bitch is great tasting and easy to make. This will be my 3rd batch.
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